OK, so I have a friend, let's call her Susan,
and she is a really big fan of Halsey. I
personally don't like Halsey's music, but I
definitely don't hate her. Recently, Susan
started to date my brother. The thing about
my brother is that he is, like, really mean. I
don't really get what Susan likes about him.
In previous relationships my brother always
was the one who wanted to break up, always
for the same reason: he got 'bored' with the
girl. The girl always get's hurt in a
relationship with him.
I said to Susan what kind of... person my
brother is. She immediately got mad at me.
She said that I never support her choices,
and that I was jealous because I didn't have
a boyfriend. I stayed calm, tried to explain to
her what I just told you: My brother just isn't
a good person to be in a relationship with. I
was at her house at the time, and she sent
me away.
When I got home, I got my first phone,
restarted it, created a fake Halsey fan
account on Instagram, found here Halsey fan
account and sent her a Direct Message. I
said:
I know you like Halsey, I have her number!
Do you want it?
5 minutes later she replied: Ah duh ??
I gave her my old number, and she called
me.
I got a footage of Halsey saying 'Hey', and
when I picked up I (or should I say Halsey?),
she started fangirling.
Then I sad with a really low voice: I can see
you.
Her cheering stopped, and she said 'who are
you'.
I said 'Look out your window!' and hung up.
A minute later Susan called me, told me
what happened and apologised.
I didn't want to look pathetic and come
crawling back to her, so I scared her, just so
she would call me.
LMFAO
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