*Nigerian guy living in Sweden smartly married a Swedish Lady, so as to be legally certified with resident permit.*
*However, the lady was not aware of this.*
*He lied to the Lady that he is from Kenya because of the bad reputation of Nigerians in that part of Sweden..*
*After their wedding, the Lady informed him that she met her friend who is also married to a Kenyan & would like them to have diner together one day.*
*The Naija guy was disturbed & kept thinking how to get out of this?*
*He postponed & postponed the dinner until he got tired of postponing.*
*Finally, D-DAY came & they all sat down in a restaurant. Our Naija guy was quiet & was sweating profusely in spite of the cold atmosphere of Sweden (-8C).*
*The Ladies asked their husbands to communicate in their local dialect since they are both from same Country (Kenya).*
*The Naija guy being a man of great savvy decided he will just speak Yoruba, if the other guy didn't understand, he will claim that he is from another tribe & region in Kenya.*
*Then he started... Joo, Ore mi, ki ni oruko e? Omo ibo ni e? The other Kenyan looked up & replied... Ah, Omo Iya mi, waa sere joo. Ade loruko mi. Omo Isale Eko ni mi!*
*They shook hands & embraced each other to the admiration of the Ladies.*
*Yorubas no dey carry last O!!!*
*Laugh wan kill me*
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